Helen ([info]morethanabean) wrote,

An Ode to UPS Brian

so, happy little man in brown,
what gives you right
to bring me down?
you made me think that you could care
and lied into
my hopeful stare.
yet still i'll come to work for you
and do each thing
you ask me to.
Come rain, come shine, come sleet, come snow,
your red means stop,
but brown means go.


in other news... well, you know the other news. hurricane, stampede, and all our gas stations have taken on a retro 70's feel.

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[info]minimoogan

September 1 2005, 21:30:06 UTC 6 years ago

did you get the job???

[info]emo_kidlet

September 1 2005, 23:40:38 UTC 6 years ago

you are too cute.

[info]morethanabean

September 6 2005, 20:15:55 UTC 6 years ago

yeah.

[info]robot_vs_ninja

September 2 2005, 02:48:30 UTC 6 years ago

fuck UPS

[info]dinosaurdorer

September 2 2005, 14:48:10 UTC 6 years ago

in the mouth.

[info]robot_vs_ninja

September 2 2005, 19:12:39 UTC 6 years ago

and the eye socket
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